soft and sonorous

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

If someone is interested, these illustrations are now available as prints and various merch on Redbubble! Essek | Caleb

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing