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*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF ASH VS. EVIL DEAD PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ Sweet musical Jesus, that’s your friend? ❞

❝ Hey, I try not to look at her like that. ❞

❝ She haunts my dreams. Just kidding. She does, though. ❞

❝ Touch me again, and you’re gonna need another wooden hand. ❞

❝ I um, I just… just thought I saw something. ❞

❝ I can’t really, um, trust my eyes these days. ❞

❝ There’s nothin’ wrong with your eyes. ❞

❝ Sometimes what you think you saw, it’s exactly what you saw. ❞

❝ You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. ❞

❝ Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. ❞

❝ I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of… conflicting emotions. ❞

❝ Well, now that you’re back, what’s your big plan? ❞

❝ Well, just try to get everything back to normal. ❞

❝ Normal? Ha. What’s normal? ❞

❝ Evil will walk the Earth!  ❞

❝ Wish you could have said somethin’ before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay. ❞

❝ I’ve learned you can always make things more painful. ❞

❝ I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. ❞

❝ Nice, you know I’ve always wanted to talk to you. ❞

❝ Uh, just don’t mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we’re there alone. ❞

❝ If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny. ❞

❝ I’m gonna get you pregnant later. ❞

❝ Won’t your sister be jealous of us? ❞

❝ Fuck a flamethrower, this guy’s got girth! ❞

❝ Death, taxes, more death, and I don’t pay taxes. So all I know is death. ❞

❝ Don’t you get it? Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. ❞

❝ Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that’ll feel weird. ❞

❝ No, we are not having this conversation! ❞

❝ I already did that dance, made my life a living hell! ❞

❝ Admit it, you’re not all good either. Be smart, for once. Use me.. ❞

❝ Of course I know what I’m doing. I wrote this book. ❞

❝ Oh, I’ll be polite. Right up until I’m rude. ❞

❝ No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale. ❞

❝ I’m actually a hunter and I’ve never seen a deer explode. ❞

❝ So, can you just do me a solid, please? And just, be polite in there. ❞

❝ Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talking. ❞

❝ Um, I don’t think it’s a very good weapon. ❞

❝ Oh, good. I was startin’ to feel like a real dick. ❞

❝ That was the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me. ❞

❝ I thought I was dead. ❞

❝ Hi. You used to be dead, right? ❞

❝ Now the three of you will perish together. ❞

❝ Is this what it’s like to be you? ❞

❝ Never killed my boss before, so that was new. ❞

❝ It’s very possible this is connected to the killings from the other night. ❞

❝ Do you know who lived there? ❞

❝ Don’t know his name but he was always a real asshole to me and my wife… ❞

❝ Why are you covered in blood? ❞

❝ Um, we hit a deer on the way up here. ❞

❝ You know you could, uh, take off your gun, put it over there with your chainsaw-limb. ❞

❝ You’d like that, wouldn’t you? ❞

❝ I would rather not to have a gun at dinner. ❞

❝ You left dinner before daddy excused you. ❞

❝ I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. ❞

❝ I’m trying to save all the dads everywhere. And the mommies and the babies. ❞

❝ I’ve gotta duct-tape some big-ass bullet holes before I roll. ❞

❝ Oh man, something seems very wrong here. ❞

❝ We bust in there, we fight through the carnage, we bail with the book. ❞

❝ When it comes to evil, if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. ❞

❝ You don’t believe mom’s horseshit story, do ya? ❞

❝ I’m not sorry that I took your book to get you to come up here. ❞

❝ Deadites ruined your life and you’re hot as hell.. ❞

❝ I heard ‘em chanting some weird voodoo stuff from inside that crappy trailer. ❞

❝ I’m pretty sure that’s not the only place she had one. ❞

❝ Is this really the best time to be getting baked? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna fight that thing with a clear head! ❞

❝ Enough! I don’t know much about this “Evil Dead” crap. ❞

❝ I have seen things that I’d never thought existed. ❞

❝ You taught me to trust you, you taught me to believe in you, and I do. ❞

❝ So please don’t let me down now. ❞

❝ Uh, I have a feeling it’s the residual effects of being brought back from the dead. ❞

❝ Oh, it’s a gnarly book. It’s the reason behind all this crap. ❞

❝ I promise you this: if you’re still out there somewhere, I’ll bring you home. ❞

❝ I’m so disappointed in you, you’ve gone soft. ❞

❝ A week ago I was cramming for midterms and now I’m running from the cops! ❞

❝ Oh my God, this is so much better toasted! ❞

❝ Do you know what evil is? It’s power without fear … without guilt … without pain. ❞    

❝ You keep your hands off of my boom stick, you got that!? ❞    

❝ I thought I lost you, for real this time. ❞    

❝ You will accomplish what none have before. ❞  

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