"Howard. Howard. Howard. Howard? Howard! Howard."
"Would you still love me if i was a worm?"
"yes little man, i would still love you if you were a worm..."
"Would you make a little house for me?"
"Cmon howard! I need details!! How do i know you truly love me if i dont know how youd take care of me if i was a worm!"
Vince is laying partaily ontop of howard, staring into his soul.
"... id make a little terrarium for you. At least a 2 gallon tank. Plenty of healthy dirt for you, only the best..."
"Yes yes ill make you a little house."
"Can it be themed? You know like, maybe one day im feeling all happy and sparkly, so youd bring out the glittery house, ontop of all the soil yknow? And then, if im feeling more gloomy you can bring out the gothic one!"
"You want me to make a bunch of houses, each differently made to your emotions? How will i even know how you feel, youre a worm!"
"Yeah but, we're so intertwined. I can send you messages through your dreams actually."
"My dreams, what are you, a shaman?"
"Yeah! I can be a little shaman worm! Right after ur big head hits the pillow, im in your head, pokin' around with my little worm hands, telling you how my day went and how i felt."
"Thats invasive of my dreaming time. What if i want to dream of something other than you?"
Edit: this has been rotting in my drafts im just gonna post it
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