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‘ i -- lost a fight with a toaster today. definitely not my proudest moment. ‘

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“ -- just don’t. “ he’s trying not to be rude, but he hasn’t slept in four days and his patience is wearing thin. if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s emotionally exhausted, their concern would be less of an inconvenience, but right now? he just doesn’t care.
wAIT GUYS SO I THINK IM ACTUALLY BACK THIS TIME ??? MAYBE?? I DON’T KNOW, SHIT’S BEEN CRAZY...BUT THERES LIKE A NEATCHAT..WHAT GUYS THIS IS FATE
everyday life seems to be getting a little easier.
text to --> sammy-boy!!
tilly: you can kick cancer's ass, just like me ! !best friends do everything together huh?
tilly: my birthday is in a month you know u should hmu with that
tilly: no okay we're cute best friends but not THAT cute so we will not be doing that .
tilly: geez, you just need to muzzle him and shove him in a coat closet. because cancer tilly gets really mad @@ him
tilly: good. i forgive you.
tilly: .............. i feel like u are gonna use it
tilly: 12 y/o prodigy up in here
sam: yeah!!! we can rly fuck cancer up if we wanted too. run it out of town and tell it to never come back, you know?
sam: i'll keep it in mind! but, that'd only be adding another thing to the list.
sam: that's a lie, we are basically friendship goals. like, if you look up 'friendship goals' on google, it'll be like 'did you mean: sam and tilly'
sam: so we are really THAT cute and we can TOTALLY pull it off, but fine!!!
sam: serious sam just really cares about cancer tilly and wants to always make sure she's okay, i can't stop him sometimes. but, i'll definitely try that method!
sam: alright, good!!!
sam: ....eXCUSE YOU? WHY TF?
sam: lmao tht's me.

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“ and i suppose that little shake ‘a yours is nothing too.” she chirps as she reaches for a bottle on the top shelf. “i got something for pain of any kind: heart, mind, or body. what do ya need ? “
“ yeah, guess so. ” he’s shifting to face the other completely, head resting in the crook of his arm. “ a cure for heartbreak would be preferable, but i’m not picky. ” he mumbles.
“ i know how to treat a lady ! you have to be respectful and courteous and open doors for them; they’re gentle creatures. well, most of them. you kind of intimidate me. “
“intimidate you? can’t imagine why.”
“ ‘cuse me, i couldn’t help but notice that you’re in this bar more often that not. what’s got ya down sweet cheeks ? “
“ it’s nothing.. “ but, with the way his voice shakes - it’s clear to just about anybody that he’s lying.
tilly leans back, her legs gliding up through the air and plopping down in sam’s lap. this was the most comfortable way to sit; though her mother would largely digress. she was a princess to her mother, and princess sat with their legs crossed and their ankles pressed together, but tally wasn’t the only one who could rebel! though, tilly this was barely a rebellion it was enough to get her blood pumping a bit. really, she is too much of her mother’s daughter. but sam encourages her fun side, and it’s something she truly treasures. he doesn’t even have to do anything, simply his presence puts her at ease. “don’t be too elaborate okay? because then it could get embarrassing for both of us. simple, but not too simply, completely classy, and in front of as many people as possible.” tilly loves the spotlight, whereas tally shies away from it. “really? well, sam are you in love with me? because if you are then this is the perfect time to tell me. we can save you the torture of having to go to the dance with me.” she giggles, fingers twirling in her hair and tugging slightly. her fingers were always in her hair. “come on, stand up.” she’s bolting out of her chair, extending her arm and wagging her eyebrows playfully. “let’s dance. i’m going to teach you how to dance, properly, so that way you don’t continue on your never-ending quest to embarrass me.” she throws her shoulders back, holding her chin up high while aggressively shaking her wrist to urge him to take it. “i won’t calm down until you dance with me. what, are you scared i’ll show you up?”
sam instinctively wraps his arms around her waist, clinging to her with no plans of pulling away. his cheek’s pressed directly against her shoulder, and though it’s extremely uncomfortable, he’s not making much of an effort to switch his position. “got a pretty solid idea, so don’t you worry!” with the mildly elaborate plan in mind, a grin spreads across his lips. he has no doubt that he’ll be able to pull this off, and with the help of a few of his friends, he was sure to make it something she’d never forget. sam was never one to shy away from the spotlight, his outgoing personality and award-winning smile easily pushing him center stage. this was sure to be a moment where both him and tilly received plenty of attention. “pfft, of course not.” he’s dismissing the statement a little to easily, finishing it off with a scoff. “don’t you think if that was the case, i’d tell you?” sam’s not exactly lying, but he’s not really telling the truth either. emotions were something he often kept pushed to the far depths of his mind, and if any feelings were to ever surface, he’d push them back down without a second thought. love was such a strange concept, and though he wouldn’t question the possibility, it’s not something he wants to think about in that moment. it’s not long after that she’s ripping herself away from the loose grip he had on her and jumping to her feet, prompting a soft chuckle from him in response. “but i like embarrassing the shit out of you.” he playfully protests, groaning at the prospect of having to get up and actually do something. with a large amount of reluctance, he pries himself away from his seat, raising a brow at her frantic movements. the last time he attempted this, he was roughly thirteen years old and nothing but gangly limbs. “you’re going to have to give me a refresher course, because i honestly have no clue what i’m doing.”
overeaching:
tilly grabbed his hand, giving it the tightest squeeze she could muster – though it was practically nonexistent. “sammy-boy.” she gives him the softest of smiles, just soaking up the fact that he was here now. sam was here, everything was going to be okay. sam wouldn’t let anything happen to her, he would take care of her, sam was here. sam’s here, sam’s here, sam’s here. she was too lightheaded to realize that she’s looking at him with the most adoring look that is usually saved for couples of five years. they’ve been friends for almost that long, so it kind of counted. “i’m okay, better now that you’re here – but wait, if you’re here… oh no, they didn’t cancel the show did they?” and she’s bolting into a sitting position, though immediately slumped over and into sam’s lap with a groan. “just a head rush – still fine, no need for serious sam to come out.” she’s learned to just instantly reassure people that she was fine as soon as something concerning happened – it just saved time.
sam’s grip loosens, almost as if he’s scared she’d break at any moment. “tills..” he’s oblivious to the way she looks at him, though he finds comfort in her smile. before he can say a word, she’s jolting forward, words of worry flying past her lips. concern flashes over his features, smile fading as she drops forward. she’s pushing herself, using all of her energy in the course of a second or two. with his one hand still locked with hers, his other finds it’s place in her hair; fingers brushing through strands of white-blonde. he musters up a chuckle at her comment, the makings of a smile twitching at the corner of his lips. “i’ll slap him silly before he even has the chance.” but, that doesn’t change the fact that sam’s worried, only hides it. “you need to relax.”

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Send “Accidentally In Love” for my muse to realize that they’re in love with your muse.
brownie points if you want to decide where my muse is when they realize it.
five-word sentences.
“ please just let me forget. ”
“ c'mon try to guess what. ”
“ just leave me alone already. ”
“ no, i’m not going to. ”
“ you can’t change my mind. ”
“ my mind is made up. ”
“ i’m not gonna let you. ”
“ don’t do that to me. ”
“ think about what you’re doing. ”
“ why aren’t you listening now? ”
“ i want to sleep forever. ”
“ you need to leave now. ”
“ i’ll always have your back. ”
“ now there’s no going back. ”
“ the view really is spectacular. ”
“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”
“ why can’t you trust me? ”
“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”
“ i don’t love you anymore. ”
“ i am a great person. ”
“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”
“ exactly, why are you awake? ”
“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”
“ how is that not hilarious? ”
“ please just calm down now. ”
“ i was already calm, asshole. ”
“ i can see your underwear. ”
“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”
“ please stop losing your temper. ”
“ you can cry if needed. ”
“ you have to run away. ”
“ i just wanna be yours. ”
“ ashes, we all fall down. ”
“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”
Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.
text to --> sammy-boy!!
Tilly: you might have to beat up cancer for stealing me away like if you're being technical
Tilly: I'm like the cute female version of Kevin hart like we have the same humor just I'm cuter while I speak you know?!
Tilly: that's good!! Give him a stern talking to because he knows better than to ask questions
Tilly: and you have to apologize for being s bully
Tilly: SAMAMAMAMAM THAT IS GROSS. Who is the 12 year old now huh?
sam: tell cancer to square tf up.
sam: i feel like you definitely need a t-shirt or something that says 'cute female version of kevin hart'
sam: and i'd get a matching one that says 'cute female version of kevin hart's #1 fan! '
sam: i've been trying to tell him this for weeks now, but he doesn't ever seem to get the hint. maybe i'll just ground him for a couple of weeks.
sam: i apologize for being a bully.
sam: WHAT? it's not like i'm going to use it!! it's not gross, it's dumb.
sam: but i have to admit, i'm the twelve year old.

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‘ because we’re too stuck in a fantasy thinking that we can fix it.. ’
‘ well, maybe it’s time that we stop trying. ’
text to --> sammy-boy!!
Tilly: they said they're putting me on a more aggressive chemo schedule and I can't tell if that's good or bad
Tilly: do you remember when he was in like that dunk contest? Like people dunked over him? He's like me we are both smol but super funny and like people look up to us
Tilly: serious Sam needs a timeout because cancer Tilly isn't in the mood
Tilly: I'm not twelve take it back you're a bully!!!
sam: i might just have to beat chemo up for stealing away my best friend.
sam: are you trying to say that you and kevin hart are the same person? bc if that's the case, i might just have to marry you.
sam: alright, i'll go put him in the naughty chair for now, and make him apologize later.
sam: fine fine i take it back!!
sam: but seriously, i think i'm just gonna stick googly eyes on this thing and carry around. it's name shall be 'dilbob'