would that you were the king

if you read this you have a crush on me

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

There is nothing cuter than two older adult/middle-aged/elderly characters falling in love and being all flustered and embarrassed about it like a pair of teenagers

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

If you ever feel like you don’t matter just know there’s a tumblr mutual who thinks about you when they hear a certain band, see a certain color, show, book, or even just see a post that reminds them of something you might like even though they’re across the world from you