would that you were the king

if you read this you have a crush on me

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over