would that you were the king

if you read this you have a crush on me

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

There is nothing cuter than two older adult/middle-aged/elderly characters falling in love and being all flustered and embarrassed about it like a pair of teenagers

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

If you ever feel like you don’t matter just know there’s a tumblr mutual who thinks about you when they hear a certain band, see a certain color, show, book, or even just see a post that reminds them of something you might like even though they’re across the world from you