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a little beverage from the store doesn’t count as spending it’s just a little drinky drink

what if there were three astronauts in space and all of them were under the influence of different inter-dimensional gods and one almost starved to death and one developed a debilitating fear of the void and one tried to exterminate the sun would that be fucked up or what.

the soft jonmartin headcanons are sweet but like do we all acknowledge the true appeal is the fact that they are both in separate ways absolutely going crazy going stupid at all times. martin said lying on my cv is a bad idea UNTIL he met his new hot boss & was like okay I can keep lying actually ❤️ meanwhile said hot boss doesn't process his gay feelings for three years until he literally goes into a coma and wakes up and Martin's not there at which point he's like WAIT ACTUALLY and busts into Martin's fancy new office to propose marriage and eye gouging MEANWHILE due to the coma Martin has decided he will never love again and pledged himself to live completely alone forever until Jon literally kills the creep trying to keep martin away from his friends THEN they run away together. Then jon starts the apocalypse by accident & Martin's like actually this isn't a deal breaker! Love you babe ❤️💕 the journey I went on with this relationship. When I tell you I was glued to my seat