fall in love with yourself

us government be like

“It was not my intent to clean a shelf that was not going to be refilled. That’s not who I am.” But that’s exactly who he is. He regrets it now because of the repercussions but this man really was trying to capitalize on people’s health concerns. He really tried to, and did, make it harder for people to get essential hygiene products during a national emergency. This man put people in danger to make a quick buck. This was evil. They really shouldn’t have brought his wife and kids into it but him? Fuck him.

new organs coming out soon

now if she DOES it like this will you DO it right back now when she TOUCHES like this will you touch her like that now if she moves like this will you move her like that COME ON shake shake shake shake shake IT

also I know good and quadruple goddamn well they did not say heidis name was the worst ever when DUSTY RAY BOTTOMS and KALORIE KARBDASHIAN WILLIAMS were on this program