the overwhelming urge to be inconveniently erotic and fuckable

Me 🤝 staying up late to enjoy my own company

This is a true story y'all 😭😭😭😭😭

!!!! Details!!!!

Sigh My aunt and my mother ( who are first cousins by the way) came to visit me in Boston this past weekend. So they were in my room chilling and they saw a picture on the wall and my aunt ask who that was and my mother told her that this was my best friend. So my aunt is trying to know who she is and my mother is telling this she’s the daughter of so and so. And she goes ooohhh we’re related to these people.

When I was in Haiti last summer I was messing with this guy and he’s my best friends cousin ( their parents are brother and sister and they have the same last name) So I’m like ✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾 Are y'all sure And my aunt was like yes and she proceeds to tell me everybody from my best friends family. At this point I’m sweating 😳😳😳😳😳

So I took a piece of paper out and I’m making a tree because I’ve known my best for 13 years and nobody told me shit . I call my great aunt and she’s like yes those people are family and we have the same last name . 😓😓😓😓😓

At this point my mother is starting to get suspicious and she’s looking at me like 😒😒😒. So my mother goes please don’t tell me that you’ve been your best friend brother and I’m like mom chill I just want to know .

Me: what 🙃🙃🙃 Him: Yea xxx is not my mother biological father. She got his last name but but that’s not her father . My grandma was having an affair with someone else . Me: 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Omgggg

PLOT TWIST: DAT NIGGA LIED TO KEEP ON FUCKING THAT COUSIN POOSAY

😂😂😂

I was thinking that same plot twist 😂😂😂

This post going platinum 😭 you can’t get in no tumblr beefs though.. Girls gon be like “…..ain’t you the bitch that fucked your cousin? 🌚”. 😂😭

Woooooow. And you was so excited to go back and get that dick too 😂😂😂😂

I’m still fucking him tho 🌚🌚🌚

You crazy 💀⚰

☝🏾️Check please. I gotta go

Waddaminute you posted this 💀

Really Bitch you toooo 😒😒😒

This is news to me! I had no idea you were screwing our very own cousin!!!! Of all the men on the island! You chose him!

I really hate you for this . 2016 was a year

Preach.

DID HE MAKE IT??

THANK FUCKING GOD

Shy, quiet, cute girls who are also disgusting little perverts. 😍

Lmaooo I love this post

LMAO

Lmao ok!

Wheeeeew

I need this kind of support system in my life 😂😂😂

“Hey stranger”

“What up, big head??”

“Your phone acting up again?”

*so your thumbs dont work no more…*

“So I cant get a hug?”

“So you don’t know nobody no more huh”?

LMAOOOOOOO

Omg😖

“oh you don’t fwm no more?” 😂

“I seen you posting on Facebook the other day”

“So you can tweet but can’t text me back? iight”

TriGgerED

“why you keep leaving me on read?”

“So you talking to some other dude now?”

“I think , I saw you the other day ”

“ daaang, them pics had a ni44a feeling some type of way”

Damn my heart lmao

Damn I feel so attacked

‘blank message’

Ni44a lmaooooo

“How are you” he says after he very obviously just got done lurking on your shit.

@philadelphia215 I hope you learn from this.

I forgot to add “you be looking good/fine asl/cute in ya snaps 😏”

“Hey Queen”

I really need to send this to homie

This is too funny 😂😂😂

the MIA comment 😂😂😂😂