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Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

*straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

House is the best. I lived for these random consults he did.

Yeah but if you watched the episode you'd see that they actually consulted with nutritionalists and were responsible. The kid actually had a disease

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

*converts to Satanism*

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

did anyone else do that thing when they were in elementary where you write T H I S on your knuckles and a stick figure on one palm and a scribble on the other and you go “this is bob bob says hi this is bob when the car comes by” thing. that was messed up.

What?

Oh my gosh I remember this

We always did: this is Bob, Bob says hi, Bobby swim, Bobby fly, Bobby crash clap, Bobby die *show other hand with a dead booby on it :///

It’s such a strange feeling when something comes into your life like a movie or an artist or a band that just feels like it’s made from the same stuff you are, it immediately becomes part of how you define yourself and it’s everything you see yourself as at that point in your life and everything that you aspire to be and it’s such a bizarre sensation when you discover something and you immediately feel it fill a hole inside you that you didn’t know was there

Ayman Moyheldin can get this.

I want lgbt book stores, lgbt coffee houses, and lgbt theaters to replace lgbt bars as centers of community, places to meet people, and lgbt rights of passage.

YES. i am so fucking TIRED of every lgbt event being at a bar or another 21+ venue, especially when alcoholism is a thing for so many, esp. lgbt youth, and community isolation is such a major factor in so many suicides.

also tired of how sex-centric lgbt spaces often are tbh