Fuck The Shut Up

This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

This is my kind of content.

That is a good loaf waiting patiently for a lift

loaft

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

what an innocent post i hope he got his sticks :)

as a lesbian who is finally getting more out into the dating scene and interacting w/more lesbians im here to tell you this is actually…. so.. accurate…. we really b like this…

big dog

😭😭😭

Is this what moms are up to on Pinterest these days?

buzzfeed anarchist’s tasty

shoutout to all of the mutuals posting cows and mushrooms instead of making me read any dumb shit i love you

s t o p

Fellas is it gay to eat food?? I mean you are putting stuff in your mouth and swallowing it 🤔🤔🤔

omfg…

listen all this stuff about lesbians being dumb…bottoms can’t drive…gays can’t do maths…I believe none of this. these are tumblr geek traits, and furthermore it is a known tumblr geek trait to be self-deprecating. do not slander all lesbians gays bottoms and bottom aligneds like this. somewhere out there, there is a femme bottom, living her best life, driving fast and doing triple integrals at the same time…and she believes in you.