The Skeleton War Official Blog

Things like this is way I often request all army members to bring family mementos and to have access to loved ones.

Thank you for sharing. It's important to highlight how family or friends are integral to our struggle of self confidence to win the war.

Does anyone know why? Well, back between the mid 17th and 18th centuries the world was easier to fight in and we often fought wars against the fuckbois but that always came with a price. In those days, recruitment was often low because the world population was lower, so we lost more soldiers than we could count. 

There was one war in particular that I could remember so vividly, and the image sticks with me and reminds me to provide a lot for today’s armies so this never happens again. 

Long ago, myself and a few commanders throughout Europe and several countries in Africa were stationed and taking hold of a beach off the coast of Portugal. We had found that several of our agents were missing, but somehow the enemy knew of our whereabouts, which garnered our curiosity and we looked into it. Little did we know that there were several other soldiers conspiring against us and we were sadly ambushed. We fled through the water and into the open ocean but ships were there too.  

What I often regret is not standing up and marching in on the beach and not fled like cowards (which today we have become stronger and fight till the end). But we did lose up to 40 percent of our own, that then was a major defeat and blow to our forces. 

I can see so many bones everywhere to this day and I hope that we never encounter that again. I stood behind every innovation in skeleton weaponry, including bringing back old methods and species that aided us many millennia ago. 

This image to me strikes a remind and cool cord. While we lost many, they still redeemed themselves in battle from the times we one. We hope and wish that you all do too, and work hard to ensure we have a successful year and to maintain honesty and integrity amongst each other. That is the skeleton way.

Thank you @plauge-doll for creating such a useful piece that helps to demonstrate that while the atrocities existed but the motivation to stick to our grounds and continue on valiantly must and will persist on. 

As always, 

–General Capitate

But thank you for enlisting, we hope that you can cause change in your country and abound.

i have prepared for my first skeleton war

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Does anyone know why? Well, back between the mid 17th and 18th centuries the world was easier to fight in and we often fought wars against the fuckbois but that always came with a price. In those days, recruitment was often low because the world population was lower, so we lost more soldiers than we could count. 

There was one war in particular that I could remember so vividly, and the image sticks with me and reminds me to provide a lot for today's armies so this never happens again. 

Long ago, myself and a few commanders throughout Europe and several countries in Africa were stationed and taking hold of a beach off the coast of Portugal. We had found that several of our agents were missing, but somehow the enemy knew of our whereabouts, which garnered our curiosity and we looked into it. Little did we know that there were several other soldiers conspiring against us and we were sadly ambushed. We fled through the water and into the open ocean but ships were there too.  

What I often regret is not standing up and marching in on the beach and not fled like cowards (which today we have become stronger and fight till the end). But we did lose up to 40 percent of our own, that then was a major defeat and blow to our forces. 

I can see so many bones everywhere to this day and I hope that we never encounter that again. I stood behind every innovation in skeleton weaponry, including bringing back old methods and species that aided us many millennia ago. 

This image to me strikes a remind and cool cord. While we lost many, they still redeemed themselves in battle from the times we one. We hope and wish that you all do too, and work hard to ensure we have a successful year and to maintain honesty and integrity amongst each other. That is the skeleton way.

Thank you @plauge-doll for creating such a useful piece that helps to demonstrate that while the atrocities existed but the motivation to stick to our grounds and continue on valiantly must and will persist on. 

As always, 

--General Capitate

Saw this awesome dragon skeleton at Biglot and it make sounds too if wish they had a small posable skeleton dragon🐲❤

I haven't seen a skeleton dragon for around 5,000 years. Fleshbags and their lore really did decimate them in a short amount of time.

Thank you for such a piece, we appreciate it.

I will be issuing all local offices to create yoga classes so everyone may commune and get their stretch one, free of charge.