nope

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

emotionally i am giving you all a light boop on the nose

tumblr should remove the sign up and delete account buttons. no one gets in, no one gets out

me after laying in bed for a week and a half straight starting at my phone: sorry just seeing this!

I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly

I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

almost said “thank you king” to the cashier at the dollar store today

People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie