Malika Khan

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

And that should include anything on the menu.

also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

i accidentally said “I used to be in DARE but look at me now” to my boss on my second week of work 

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment

I feel like nobody in this scene is even acting

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week