You know that clueless idiot that never gets the hint in movies and books? The really annoyingly stupid one that has no idea what’s going on? Turns out that I am that idiot.Â
There was this guy I went to school with that would (very obviously) drop his pencil in front of where ever I was sitting, turn around, bend over, and pick it up. Everyone would laugh and I would roll my eyes and wait for him to go annoy someone else. He did it a lot.Â
Skip ahead a couple of years and my mom tells me that he had a crush on me. (She found out from his best friend’s mom. I’m from a small town. Everyone knows everything about everyone.) I’m just like WTF???!? Like what? That was his version of the bend and snap?? That was how he flirted?
He literally stuck his ass in my face. And you know what?
I still don’t believe it.