caitlin is trying her best

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

okay ill bite. who is joe biden