SLYTHERPUFF

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Slytherin: *already regretting it* Sure

Hufflepuff: why shouldn’t you break up with a quidditch player?

Slytherin: why?

Hufflepuff: *on the brink of tears bc they’re holding back laughter* because they’re a keeper.

Hufflepuff (pulling away from a hug): I’m showing you my affection

Ravenclaw: ohhh you think you’re so tough because you’re a Gryffindor .

Hufflepuff[on the brim of tears]: why?

Hufflepuff: why would I ever change you when people like you are with me.

Hufflepuff: where’s my cake

Slytherin: I was jok...

Hufflepuff: cake

Hufflepuff: I think you meant to ask...

Slytherin: you heard what I said

Hufflepuff: too bad I want it to start with a million and end with aire.

Slytherin: I like me too

Slytherin:....let’s like me together

Slytherin: I mean shit *unbuttons shirt seductively* if that’s what your into, I fucking agree.

Ravenclaw: you know what you have a fucking point.

Slytherin: with what a pencil?

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