memes

Yeah I'm thinking that its dope asf that the river turns rocks smooth

Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast

*sadly pawing at the discord app icon* the little gay people..... theyre all trapped in there.........

there’s a creature in my chest and at all times she’s banging a drum and shouting “GUILT! GUILT! WE LIVE AND DIE WITH GUILT!” 

i love reblogging a post and adding in the tags like 'literally' or 'real' or 'so true' or 'yeah' by god i am adding nothing substantial to the conversation but also im writing the most important commentary to ever grace the earth

Hubert stop this isn’t your heart

i see from online that they are making another movie. it’s always that sort of thing these days…

if you could take your brain out of your head and wash it would you use cold water or hot/warm water

aagh im so pissed. my fucking parents sold my baby shoes befroe i even got a chance to wear them

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol