they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

Every body wants to be friends with kitty but Ultimately its kittys choice

scientist discovers a little animal awww

Reblog for everyone

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

lord reblogging on main bcz fuck adobe (PROUD csp user)

I’ve been mixing up Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter this whole time….is that racist?

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser