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Credit for my header image
Tag me in any posts you want to be officiated! It helps a great amount!
(By the way, medieval art, at least on this site, is completely plagued by ai generated art, I do my best to avoid it but please let me know if you spot something out of place!)
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The other option was indeed failure and submission! But we? We shall never truly fail! We shall never submit! Brave knights, we live to see another day and conquer another plane! We shall never submit to great darknesses which loom over us! Huzzah! Oh huzzah!
Officiated, with true resilience!
Correlation may not always equal causation... but perhaps it does sometimes.
Officiated, with homosexuality (or any other form of queerness)!
halloween :)
Ah, well, after all, they do say imitation is the highest form of flattery! Wonderful artistry, truly!
Officiated, in the name of Gourd!
(Now that I've officiated the post, I hope someone can help me out of this dungeon. It is most dark!)
My Profile Picture dost showeth a sallet, Italian White armor to be clear. However, I will always have a soft spot for the Frog-mouth! Although bizarre in appearance, it is simply specialised thoroughly for its purpose as a jousting implement. Officiated, with deliberation!
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How do you make people fall in love with you
challenge them to a duel
I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING
an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other
I guess it wasn’t just a one knight stand, then…
little sir knight…………………………..
@official-knight-posts is the little fellow officiated?
Hmm... yes I do believe so. A fighting spirit! And such attachment to their Helm, truly a grand sign for such a young squire. Officiated, with hope!
If thou art in the southern half of this great world, I have heard that the temperatures doth rise as if from hell! Ensure your safety, friends!
Officiated, with *glug glug water noises blblblbllbll*!
"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!
[ID: A knight in full plate armor riding a bus. End ID]
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Hath you observed the price of steeds lately? Gold pieces aren't worth nearly what they used to. And the pay! Don't get me started on the pay. Hurrah for public transport, hurrah!
Officiated, with almost there lateness!
situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.
however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading
Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this
The evil wizard found this post. Its so fucking over for me
you’re fucked. man
Huzzah! A wonderful vocabulary, to be sure! Hurrah for huzzah, hurrah! Officiated, with terminology!
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My favorite kind of Tumblr post is posts about knights that treat them like weird dogs
Well I find them most offensive! We are not hounds to be tamed! Not officiated, with contempt!
Did thee just throweth that ball? Huzzah! I shall retrieve it!
knights kissing
My... how salacious! Love may truly be in the air! Officiated, with romance!
you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon
A-ah... well I suppose if it is to ease the burdens of thy heart. *climbs under blanket in a cacophony of clanks. The blanket gets caught in the grooves of the armor.*
Not officiated, as this is awfully impractical. I will simply wait at thy door instead. *gets up, dragging the blanket with me*
Honk... shooo... honk... shoooooo- HYAH! N-NO. I WAS NOT ASLEEP AT MY POST. LEAVE ME BE, WITH HASTE. N-NOT OFFICiate...... hoooonk.... shoooo
When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight
Don't lie to us! If you say you have a quest, I beseech you, convey the contents to me immediately! I am raring for battle.
Officiated, with disappointment!
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Huzzah! Historical accuracy is fun if that's the sort of thing you care about, but prithee, dear audience, don't be Dicks. Officiated, with accuracy!
Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals
Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?
evilwizard
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Well, in truth, I fear I am outclassed. But together, with the cavalry, perhaps the kingdom of knights can prevail! Hurrah for determination, hurrah!
