!! SLY BUNNY

‘ i love babies, i really do, but -- why are they so loud? ’ her eyes are tired, a small sigh leaving the purple eye’d woman’s lips. judy’d just gotten off of her shift ( it’s three pm and she’s been out in the field since four ), and all she wants is a nap. she’s no stranger to babies, of course, having 275 siblings of her own, but still -- she just wants sleep.

judy slides in the booth across from the other, smile PAINTED on her face as she does. she’s not on duty for once ( the only reason why nick isn’t with her right now ), and even when she isn’t, it’s out of her character not to help. she keeps her tone conversational and smile natural as she talks, ‘ hi, that guy over there is staring at you like he either wants to kill you or take you to his l a i r and never let you out, so -- i figured i’d come over to talk and maybe he’d go away. if that’s okay with you, of course. ’

‘ -- what are you talking about? ’

‘ break? i’m not quite sure what that word means? but celebration i can get behind. maybe. ’ she’s frowning, crossing her arms over her chest and giving him a glare. judy’s clad in running attire already, and it’s safe to say she’s never been the most p a t i e n t person -- even with nick. ‘ i’m fully ready to go running without you, but since it’s about to be dark, i’ll let it slide. tomorrow, though. please? ALSO -- dude, put some clothes on. ’

‘ i almost broke my leg trying to jump from one roof to another roof. so, that’s how my day’s been. how’s yours been, kid? ’

‘ people can fall asleep to whale noises? that’s a THING? ’

‘ -- it’s mystery flavor so forgive me if it’s gross. ’

‘ forgive me for asking, but how do you RULE a whole city? ’