fuck the system... gracefully

As a gen z person the cheese stick hath returned has me on the brink of hysterical laughter

capitalists: wow ancient cultures were so stupid, sacrificing ppl to please some god in the sky. how can you let people die over an imaginary concept. barbaric capitalists: we cant shut businesses down because of disease!!! that makes the little line on my stock market app sad :(

she milk me like a coconut

She scrape your insides then squeeze them through a cloth?

yah that’s how it feels

how do people who don’t use adblock get anything done

seeing the hot russian girls who want to get to know me fills me with confidence and a drive i would not have otherwise

He did that

It was in his spot.