goodnight moon

A baby face is something no one wants to rock. But thanks.

Speaking as someone who also has a baby face, I'm greatly insulted.

I know… It’s the baby face. Don’t know how to fix it but I hope it stops soon.

You still rock the baby face though!

I like Iggy more, I have to admit.

You don't look a day over eighteen, psh.

Why am I sining Christmas songs!!

Christmas in July, duh?

I stayed up until five in the morning contemplating on what I was going to watch on Netflix because I can’t seem to give in and finally watch Orange Is The New Black, I just can’t— the pressure to is just overwhelming. Is it overrated? Is it not? This man will never truly know.

CALUM!

Hi, I’m Augustu—.. wait no, I’m just Ansel. Sorry. That was let down, oops. I’m just going to apologize for any puns or Harry Potter references before I start talking because there’s no way of predicting when I’ll make a fool of myself.. sadly.

[TEXT] Nothing really. I actually wanted to ask what you were doing this weekend? To see if you maybe wanted to hang out?

[TEXT] Yeah sure, that'd be cool!

The World Cup. Very frustrating game tonight.

Who are you rooting for?