buy a happy meal ♥♪ツ

Always cracks me up.

Lesbi-honest, its my happy movie.

I never understood all the hype about it.

Personally, I like to sing and dance along to it.

I’m ready for the second one.

Me too! Isn't is supposed to come out like next year?

I really can’t wrap my head around this.

Tonight, I believe I’ll party like it’s 1999 — completely sober, unfortunately. If anyone wants to come sit at the cool kids table and do a few chocolate milk shots, let me know and I’ll make sure you get a seat.

Can I join you? I don't drink and I rather not be stuck in my hotel room all night.

So, my own puppy won’t cuddle with me.

I have a dog and two cats, yet no love. We're in the same boat.

 -Turns out spoons in the microwave really do cause it to explode. You live and you learn am I right?

I didn't know that.

They're really pretty.

Wow, am I tired.

Go t'sleep.

There are worse things you could do and fortunately enough for you, listening to Nicki is not one of them. Ha.

What are worse things?

Please, I know so. I haven’t met one person who hasn’t regretted listening to Nicki Minaj. Kind of like a hangover.. You could drink all of that alcohol with no regrets and then when you wake up the next morning, you’re going to be like, “What the fuck was I thinking?”.

I wanna say I know where you're coming from, but I don't drink so I don't. But I'm gonna enjoy Nicki for the day and see what happens tomorrow.

Are you partying hard?

I feel so badass.

I love Nicki. I don’t know if I could handle her all day.

It started out as one song, then it just escalated.