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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

I will be hiring a professional forcefem hypnotist and a professional forcemasc hypnotist. Whoever turns me first will win $10,000. They will sit on either side of me and talk over one another in increasing frustration until the sexual tension is too much and they make out with one another on the floor by my feet. I shake my head and walk away, smirking knowingly. Nice try, suckers...

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

Viktor didn't just break up with him. Months later, he then did the equivalent of texting his ex and asking if they could meet up again

Viktor didn't just break up with him. Months later, he then did the equivalent of texting his ex and asking if they could meet up again