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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

Obi-Wan wears like 53 layer of robes so everyone assumes he’s kinda soft especially compared to his ‘in the prime of his youth’ former Padawan but then one day he goes shirtless to spar and he’s shredded, he has an 8 pack. Clones and Jedi alike are choking on drinks and tripping into walls. Ahsoka is covering her eyes and screaming because that’s basically her grandpa. Anakin has to throw a robe over Obi-Wan like The Birth of Venus. 

Why isn’t this in the Met or the Louve, I ask kindly.

fact: one million earths could fit inside the sun. and at least that many sunfish could fit inside the earth. maybe more

I can behave normally around books

I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations