being weird together is a love language

me, catching myself sharing something i wouldn’t say to just anyone because i wouldn’t want them to think i’m not “normal” with someone i love without any hesitation because i’m not worried they’ll judge me for it: oh… intimacy

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

adulthood is putting off important and necessary tasks by doing less important tasks and wondering why you never have any free time

and then making the decision to enjoy the free time you don’t have anyway because it’s your life and you’re the only one who has to deal with the consequences, only to regret that decision when you actually have to deal with those consequences

wizards are just like I studied my whole life to do magic and bards are just like I can magically play the flute and I am here to fuck

wizards are just like I just got my 18th phD and bards are just like haha watch this and they roast you so bad you die

drake and josh

i like to get inspired and then not act on it and waste away in my bed

the shutdown of the Jeremy Renner app is our generations burning of the library of alexandria

the "pennywise is surprisingly homophobic" screenshot kills me bc im trying to imagine a point in time where someone watched IT and went "the clown thats killing all these people is probably a gay rights activist on the side though"

pennywise is in the sewer writing snapchat articles for pink news

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how lonely it can be. Everyone is always working full time, your schedules never work around each other, and it becomes harder to make solid friendships. It’s no wonder so many people stay in boring or shitty relationships because at least you have someone to do things with. I’ve lately discovered the joys of doing things myself because I couldn’t just wait around for my friends to clear their schedules and I’ll be damned if I get into a bad relationship out of loneliness

i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too

help me I’ve been laughing for the past 5 minutes

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend so much time alone. like cooking by yourself and studying n homework and driving and going to classes like……… its just you sometimes. and the trick is to use that time by yourself to relax and understand YOU better and iron out your own wants n wishes instead of wallowing