I Have A Lot Of Opinions

talks machina 97; matthew mercer finally loses faith in humanity

- @jistring

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

come sit down next to me idiot

sit next to me right now. 

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

asking for help has always made me feel guilty, but im afraid i dont have much of a choice anymore. tldr at the end. im a 19 year old trans man living in a home that is emotionally and physically abusive. im consistently deadnamed/misgendered (and was assaulted when i came out), degraded and guilted about the ‘burden’ of my mental illness (which is, $30 every 2 months for my anti-depressants), and though it’s relaxed in the past few years i still get beaten from time to time. there’s plenty more, but that’s just recent things. ive experienced it all at the hands of my family, ranging from gaslighting, guilting and being demeaned to physical and sexual assault, leaving permanent scars and diagnosed PTSD. in the past week, two of my siblings have threatened to kill me if i didnt kill myself and i really cant take much more my mother is obsessive/possessive and refuses to let me leave; she’s damaged my credit by putting medical debts on me when i had no money to pay but she did and has been doing that since i was 16, she’s made sure i cant get a job by making sure i have no means to learn how to drive or to get a car, and i cant do those things without a job. im effectively trapped, and though she’s agreed to offer a bit of help, she’s set it up in a way that that help really doesnt do much for me unless i can help myself quite a bit luckily, one of my partners ( @derseprince ) is prepared to move out with me, but as she’s the only one of us making money, it’ll be a fair while before anything can really happen. i need money to move out, so that i can get in a safe situation to find a job and do all those necessary things to move on with my life.  my paypal is [email protected] , or  paypal.me/TovePeomkin for convenience. i also take commissions ! anything at all would help. i’d like to save up a few hundred ($500 is an ideal) but even a little would be a momentous help. even just reblogging this would be incredible tldr; i need to move out and i have a place to go, but i need money for that. any amount would help, and reblogs are unbelievably appreciated. 

Punisher (2018) #3

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

“oi open the door cunt I just wanna talk”

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now