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@odds-sods
As a woman who lived through peak emo culture the most offensive part of this video is the fact that, at *no point* in peak noughties culture, were Blink 182 considered remotely emo. So, like, Travis...Wtf, man? You’re literally better than this, legacy-wise atleast, ... Hashtag TryHarder
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Holy shizz, my two leading ladies joined forces and my life just kept going? Fucking hell. I do not have the connection with the universe that I first thought I did...
Sooo...
If you ever wondered if you, truth be told, are kind of pathetic, just know that I, a 30 year old woman, just hacked into my old myspace account looking for an old photo and 2 of my top 8 WEREN’T ACTUAL PEOPLE BUT CHARACTERS. Imagine being so fucking aloof/friendless that you dontated 2 spots to abstract concepts. Am I super cool or super pathetic? Not even I can tell at this point *but my teen crush didnt pic my old BFFL over me so I might have won? Idk.
Ugh
Chalk my current weight up as ‘not fully sober, yet aggrivatingly un-drunk’. May all the Gods give me the strength to be on track enough to be sober OR thin enough to be drunk on half a bottle of pino because I’m not working atm and can afford no other emotional coping mechanism for the time being.
Hashtag Just Need To Detach For Like 2 1/2 Hours.
Nokia WHY WOULD YOU GO THIS FRIGGIN’ FAR?
https://www.nokia.com/phones/en_int/nokia-3310
I’m not a massive tech head so this is probably from 10 years ago but WHEN DID THEY REDO NOKIA 3310 WITH A COLOUR SCREEN ETC? Where are the clip on covers? Where’s the text inbox limit? Where are the little deck chairs for your phone? TECHNOLOGY HAS GONE TOO FAR; BACK TO THE LITHIC ERA. RIGHT NOW.
Humanity has clearly gone further than we were meant to, this is an affront to every God. Snake in colour? The fucking definition of a disgrace.
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Me. An adult. 1 year + into having not straightened my hair. My fringe is now ringlets that I never knew existed. Pissed off. Then remembering that my curly fringe brings me 1 step closer to Meg = So. Happy.
fuck me. Is there anything more moving than this video? I. Think. Not.
Probably put this here already but putting it here again because a guy recently told me to listen to it and I assumed he was trying to tell me to get in his backseat because a girl like me could rip him out of his head. Subsequent behaviour would imply that this particular subcontext was layered onto this scenario by my own biased perception. Hey ho.
In hindshight his focus was the lines ‘I WANNA RUN’ (Repeat).
Oof. Ageing myself here. I LOVED this. And remember when they had to publically address the fact that ‘Supermassive Black Hole’ wasn’t a reference to vaginas? Classic. I miss that brief time when you could buy a DVD single of the music video for a song.
Ooof, Lana
TBH I’m in no place emotionally for such an upbeat take. I mean, I do think it’s great but, personally, at this moment in time, I was looking for Sad Girl vibes turned up to 11. It’s fine, I’ll put Breaking Up Slowly on for a million fuckin’ times. It’s cool.
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Honestly, what even is the point of making up scripts in your head if others will not even try to follow them. Fine. I’ll just read adjust for your lazy ass sake. It’s fine. I’ll fix it internally. Whatever.
Putting this here if anyone remembers it. I watched ready to be offended but OMG. I use the phrase ‘Take these chips(crisps) away from me!’ on a daily basis. Hashtag attacked.
Unrelated vid and I’ll delete this when half sober but uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.When it’s around your b’day and you’re like ‘IM A GOOD STRONG WUMAN. CHER ‘N’ DOLLY WOULD BE PROUD. i’LL NAE TEXT HIM THIS WEEKEND’. But it’s 2am Friday and you have. Not weak. Not shit. Just a creature of habit. God bless your impending move. (Also no-one is heeding your warnings re: tailoring vocab to audience levels and you’re just biting your lip waiting because you KNOW it matters). A long week. But it stands to be a satisfying one. Also, FYI, I think the above was great. Not better than the couch song though.
Uuuugh
When you give a guy full reign to tell you you are at least on par with Lana Del Rey physically ( A blatent fucking lie but you both live in the real world so are making best out of your daily your options) and he says ‘Just get drunker and go to sleep’. Sauvage is not just a perfume Johnny Depp sells. Ouch
Probably put this on here 100 times but MOOD.
How depressed yet apparently nationalistic am I currently feeling? Well, today I made a *generous* two person shepherd’s pie, ate the lot then cried and now here I am, listening to the above on repeat.
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America, I’m sorry but I must ask
..Is this kinda how it feels when women won’t pick a place to eat? “Hmm I don’t care it’s up to you.... UGH really?! THERE?’ etc If so then I’m sorry we won’t commit, I guess?
Ugh current mood if the lyrics were’ get drunk in my bed’ not ‘get high by the beach’. ‘HASHTAG COVID AIN’T DEAT YET BITCHES.