everyone is always using their third eye or sixth sense to see doom and gloom and blood and omens. maybe you should try and sense something nice instead, like light, or butterflies, or a really good bargain in the reduced bay at the store

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

Time to LOCK IN *falls asleep*

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

haha. You did irreparable damage btw

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!