*[oddballolly]

ROSIE: i do. but it's very terrible wifi and it's stressing me out.

ROSIE: alright, i've been outta the game awhile. which cotton plant place has the least shitty free wifi? i've been trying to process this damn video for like a year and it's not happening at home.

ROSIE: somewhere with french fries is a plus.

It’s more than just a crush tho. Some of them be looking like daddy, and that’s a big thing coming from me ‘cause I’m usually the only daddy I know. I get what you mean tho. Prison and this town is what helped me figure out that me and dudes don’t mix well.

I’m not entirely sure I understand the whole Daddy thing, but given the context I think I got it, and you know I guess the experiences that you’ve had, have lead you down a path of comfort when it comes to your sexuality and orientation. Which is actually kind of refreshing, because even though it’s 2017 it’s still pretty rare to find that, especially dudes. So kudos!

For real tho. Like even some of the dudes here got me thinking about joining another team.

I hear you, but I think man crushes are normal and healthy  as is experimentation, although I tried that and it was not my jam, learned that very quickly.

@oddballolly liked your photoset:afairfight: Lauren on @_killakate_’s IG story…

Thanks, babe. Feel free to give me a heart whenever you like.

Oh shit don’t know why I thought you wouldn’t notice that. I mean like you just probably get a lot of hearts. The social media kind, I don’t think people are just giving you hearts like you’re a deity they’re sacrificing to or something. Anywhoozles, I will keep in mind that you’re okay with the likes!

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some decades ago today, this tiny town was granted the fortune of being the hometown to the two coolest twins this side of the galaxy and for the past twenty three years I’ve had the totally tubular task of being their dweeb of a sister. And while I don’t know that I’d normally advise eating anything I cooked, this time is different!! the cupcakes were bought! I just decorated them in the style of Deadpool to honor your wit-tastic badassary and because i only had red food coloring whoops... so here’s to @silassmythe and @jimmyclip for being #theworldsgreatest #sythemagichour

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CECE: You really do know the way to my heart, Olly Smythe. I'd love to tat you. I've actually taken the week off work (I know, totally unlike me) since... Well, you know. But next week?

CECE: I can work on a design for you this week, if you want.

CECE: Love you, too.

OLLY: I have been known to worm my weirdness into people's hearts!!

JIMMY: Yikes !!!

JIMMY: my God you're a nerd ☺️ (not that any smythe sib can really talk lol)

JIMMY: sure thing, kiddo. i'll text rina but she's cool, my guess is we're in the clear.

OLLY: That is 100% fact, mom and dad popped out some nerdy ass kiddos

OLLY: YES!! it'll be great, like when we all lived at home, except only for a couple of days instead of a kabillion years

OLLY: I was thinking about getting a tattoo and I thought who better to potentially hold my hand than you!

OLLY: I thought maybe it might make a good distraction too, possibly idk if that's dumb but I want you to know that I' here for you

JIMMY: there are only 4 genders -- bell, bone, boot & ball

JIMMY: jk jk

JIMMY: i ?DID know that one actually. i feel very thrown off. like i'm ... old and wise & my life's experience has finally caught up with me

JIMMY: quick! say something else to distract me from my fast approaching mortality

OLLY: THEY'RE FUMIGATING MY PLACE AND I NEED SOMEWHERE TO STAY!!

OLLY: I guess when the mice get wings and venom it's time to stop Mus musculus' evolution at it's source!! *XENA BATTLECRY*

I don’t think you can learn from a video, you need to learn in person. If you ever want some lessons, hit me up. 

Wait seriously? You’d like legit teach me how to twerk, because I would legit take you up on that. I mean I’m not much of a dancer but in my soul I am, it’s be great if my body could mimic what’s in my heart, my heart of a dancer.

If you look closely in that hole Olly , you’ll probably find me in there somewhere.  If ever you find a way out , please send down a rope to pull me out as i think I’ve been stuck there for years. 

Oh man, I knew I saw a familiar face on the other side of the virtual veil. Good to know I’m not alone, and I’m not entirely sure I want to get out of this hole. I found the dancing side of YouTube, I don’t think there’s any coming back from that and I don’t think there should be. It’s top notch, A+, 10/10 would recommend.

I like t shirt dresses, they’re really comfy and wearing them means I don’t need pants. I can’t think of anything better. 

I ended up rocking it on an impromptu walk. Pretty much anything that I can wear a hat with is a winner to me, which now that I’m thinking about it, is basically everything... but yeah no a total fa of the t-shirt dress situation.