Sometimes my friends enter into such bad relationships it almost feels like a social experiment to see how long it'll take before I'm like, "You've gotta dump them."
What do you mean they accused you of emotionally cheating on them with your brother, because you talked to him a lot after your mom died? You need to run.
So let me get this straight. They won't let you wear green because one time your ex said they liked you in green?
How do they not know how to do laundry? What'd they do before you? Took it to their mom?? They are 40 years old!
Wait. You are not allowed to take Ibuprofen because they think you will become addicted... to not having a headache? I'll get rid of your headache rn.
Why are they posting on public social media like, "Longing to experience love someday..." They are engaged. To you. Your wedding is in like 90 days. Get a refund!
Pump the breaks! The person you met at a bar just 6 months ago convinced you to stop taking your medications, waited until you became manic, legally married you 24 hours later, and then removed you from the country to live in a place you've never even been, effectively severing you from all contact?
I'm gonna need smoke signals for this one...
Me telling this friend to dump them:
You're not allowed to go to bed after washing your face because they expect you to reapply a full face of make-up to sleep in... that green concealer cannot cover up all these red flags!
Ohio mostly.
