Posts That Remind Me Of My Ocs

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

fighting to the urge to ask “what do you honestly think about me and please provide as much detail as possible”

Not to sympathize with the elves/church on main, but it must have felt so good to make that prophecy and realize that the guy who needs to die is the one everyone already hates. Like wow. We need to sacrifice someone, and it specifically has to be the guy that sucks so much. Imagine that. "To save the world we must kill the coworker you can't fucking stand." I would have had a party.

absolutely the worst part of the male helplessness fetishism is that men know about it and will weaponize it against you. they will fuck up and do stupid shit and pretend not to know how to clean a mirror or find grapes at the grocery store and then simper and giggle expecting you to think its adorable. and then they will get REALLY angry when you do not

YOU ARE NOT "DOING HOT GIRL SHIT" YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A PSYCHIC LABYRINTH AND YOU NEED TO SIT STILL SO I CAN GET YOU OUT

. that is a serial killer

asking the cashier "Nothing bads gonna happen to me right?'

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

You guys would tell me if the bell was tolling for me, right?