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you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

blood test came back i'm full of blood

Remember to use positive language. You don't have a "receding hairline" you have a "tony soprano fade."

men will complain 'but women forced their way into male spaces first' and they mean like. steady employment, hobbies or politics

this is a new form of AI psychosis

I think the secret to warding off evil spirits is being even scarier than them.... The other night I woke up suddenly at 3am, and saw a grinning shadow spirit hanging right over me. I wasn't scared at all, just instinctively grinned back and said, "Fuck off." Bro dissipated immediately. Thinking of it now, I'd feel freaked out if I were him lol

This is the secret to being a witch. Horror film are a lie. You can stare anything supernatural in the face and tell it to Fuck Off and it will. If it doesn’t, punch it.

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend