You with the dark curls

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

like to charge, reblog to cast.

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Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

ok so you know that tradition where parents mark your height on a wall to look at your progress over the years?? Imagine a wall in the batcave that is just covered with a rainbow of colors and tons and tons of stickers. Bruce started the tradition to get dick to eat more healthy foods, but slowly each bat vigilante has claimed a color and a spot on the wall. Dick picked the most glittery blue you could find and elephant stickers (it reminded him of zitka) Jason, not to be outdone by dick, picks a dark red that reminded him of his copy of pride and prejudice (no one mentions the large gap in his lines) Tim picks hazlenut brown which everyone thought was for his love for coffee, but its secretly because it reminds him of alfred's eyes (the first adult to show him kindness) Damian chooses gold because it reminds him of Talia's bangles (bracelets). He also has dog and cat stickers he got from dick as a gift. While the tradition itself is mostly wholesome, it also leads to many many fights over the years. Jason and Dick constantly fighting over whether 'hair height' is a thing. Tim bullying Damian about his short stature, but years later Tim is the tiniest of them all. On another wall, up in the manor, there are small black lines that were drawn by Martha and Thomas for their son. The lines stopped when Bruce turned eight.

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re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

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Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

Being recently disabled this is going to relieve a FUCK TON of weight holy SHIT

did you know if you wrap a firm hand around my neck and finger me as fast and hard as you can i’ll think about you for the rest of my life?