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My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

Chicken chickens chickens

absolute goldmine of a post

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

to distract everyone from the W

Only the avatar, master of all four genders,

I actually think the attitude that most men are shitty or it’s rare to find a decent guy just makes women settle because they feel like they’ll never be able to do better. A man doing things like respecting women or just not being a piece of shit doesn’t make him a dream man. If he doesn’t fulfil your other needs or you don’t feel a connection, don’t be scared to reject him because you think ‘decent’ men are rare. There are good men out there and you’re not asking for too much

the only true ally

hatred of terfs isn't a love for trans women, hatred of nazis isn't a love for jewish people, hatred of the police isn't a love for black people. you should always be emphasising your support and love for the oppressed before you talk about your hatred of the oppressor.

Wario’s actual, canonical character arc is that he retired from adventuring and used his gold to finance a corporate startup and develop incredibly shitty indie games, which is both utterly inexplicably and absolutely on brand.