pretty and tired

“Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves”. what a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people idiot

Pudding does not wish to be seen but wishes to remain warm

the way she talks like this is a childrens book is kinda giving me life

Pudding rejects the mortifying ordeal of being known

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

i’m in your walls eating the wood faster than the termites and giving them self esteem issues