My OCD/ADHD

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

annoying things r okay when i do them

third base is sobbing in front of ur partner

“i am literally insane” i say as i display a common trait of a disorder that i’ve known i’ve had for years

I think, therefore I am (exhausted)

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

#there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready to be a subtly different kind of stupid forever