Bury Me, Til I Confess

“And I’m not even sorry.”

“It was war, it wasn’t fair.”

“I miss who I used to be.”

“I regret you all the time.”

“You’re a crisis of my faith.”

“You said I was freeloading.”

“I prefer hiding in plain sight.”

“I think there’s been a glitch.”

“I vowed not to cry anymore.”

“Memories feel like weapons.”

“I thought we had no chance.”

“I bent the truth too far tonight.”

“I vowed I would always be yours.”

“You said I have to trust more freely.”

“You should find another guiding light.”

“We were supposed to be just friends.”

“I didn’t know you were keeping count.”

“My hand was the one you reached for.”

“I’m so in love that I might stop breathing!”

“If it feels like a trap, you’re already in one.”

“If clarity’s in death, then why won’t this die?“

“Give me back my girlhood, it was mine first.”

“But diesel is desire, you were playin’ with fire.”

“Romance is not dead if you keep it just yours.”

“I want to brainwash you into loving me forever.”

“Did some force take you because I didn’t pray?“

“Get out your map, pick somewhere and just run.”

“Never take advice from someone who’s falling apart.”

“And now that I know, I wish you’d left me wondering.”

“Sucker punching walls, cursed you as I sleep-talked.”

“When you aim at the devil, make sure you don’t miss.”

“You don’t have to answer, just ‘cause they asked you.”

“Tore your banners down, took the battle underground.”

“Every single thing I touch becomes sick with sadness.”

“Turns out it was that guy you hooked up with ages ago.”

“Somewhere in the haze, got a sense I’d been betrayed.”

“And the God’s honest truth is that the pain was heaven.”

“Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?“

“No, I didn’t see the news, ‘cause we were somewhere else.”

“You made me feel important. And then you tried to erase us.”

“You wouldn’t take my word for it if you knew who was talking.”

“That was the night I nearly lost you. I really thought I lost you.”

“And if I was a child, did it matter if you got to wash your hands?”

“And maybe it’s the past that’s talking, screaming from the crypt.”

“If you tasted poison, you could’ve spit me out at the first chance.”

“If I never blushed, then they could’ve never whispered about this.”

“If you never touched me, I would’ve gone along with the righteous.”

“What should’ve been you… What could’ve been, would’ve been you.”

“But it’s been two-thousand-one-hundred-ninety days of our love blackout.”

“You were bigger than the whole sky. You were more than just a short time.”

“You don’t live in my part of town, but maybe I’ll see you out some weekend?”

“Every single thing to come has turned into ashes, 'cause it’s all over. It’s not meant to be.”

“Burn all the files, desert all your past lives. And if you don’t recognize yourself, that means you did it right.”

“Sit quiet by my side in the shade. And not the kind that’s thrown, I mean the kind under where a tree has grown.”

If I’m ever going to make captain, I need a good mentor; I need my rabbi. 

Meep morp zeep, robot captain engaged!

Thank you very much, sir. Testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately.

Here are two pictures. One is your locker; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which?

You also have more mice living in your desk than any other detective!

Well, he’s someone else’s problem now. Like you said, it’s out of your hands.

Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.

God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.

So you were just borrowing those cars?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! You win a teddy bear!

All right, fine, darling; I’ll ask him. Excuse me, sir!

No, I know we’re lost! I think he’s an idiot.

Idiot?! Do you know why we’re out here in the middle of the night, ___? I was gonna propose to you! On the Brooklyn Bridge, where we met.

You know what? This is over. Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents

I’m sad y'all are arresting me, but I gotta say, I’m glad you’re back together.

We’ve busted murderers; we’ve taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer- the Fire Department.

I don’t have a lot of time. I need your full, signed confession. We have four minutes. We can do this.

Everyone, check your email. The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.

Who’s Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of Danzez With Wolvez?

Mm, it was kind of a last-minute invite. Just stirring the pot.

Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.

Devastatingly handsome? I’m sorry. I’m uncomfortable with emotions.

Nice cop lingo! Look, I’m really sorry that we ruined your party. I’d love to make it up to you.

You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying.

No, he did it doing something he’s embarrassed by. Like smiling. Only question is… how do you hurt your arm smiling?

Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Because no-one… will ever believe you.

Fine, abandon me! I don’t want you here anyway.

All right, I’ll just act like you. Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down.

This looks like it was filled out by a toddler!

you just got slapped with the best life sentence there is: marriage.

You know how long I’ve been waiting for one of you old men to kiss me?

My ears are burning! Did someone say vasectomy? I got snipped; no big deal, just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.

Look, you guys, if the Sarge wants to chop off his penis that is his choice.

I hate being friends with you!

I’ve examined his proposal; there’s no proof that giggle-pig is a serious problem.

Actually, I’m a little disappointed in the hotel. How you mess up a omelette? It’s just a flat egg!

Okay, don’t shoot! That’s how people get shot.

Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when Pacman dies.

I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. I was fine until they went inside the hive.

“I’m with someone and nothing is going to happen.” Name of your sex tape!

Your head is so small. It is so small. Where do you keep your brains?

Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?

I care about my friends. Now eat your carrots, or I’ll rip your tiny head off.

I’m still paying my uncle’s funeral bills. I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess.

Wait, stop. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

You’re being super irresponsible. You have a batitude. That’s a bad attitude.

I am still technically on hiatus. But today I need distractions while I work on orders. So I am going to work on my asks on all my blogs. Send memes!

Also feel free to send things to the other blogs;

Sam Winchester

Bobby Singer

I am still technically on hiatus. But today I need distractions while I work on orders. So I am going to work on my asks on all my blogs. Send memes!

Also feel free to send things to the other blogs;

Sam Winchester

Bobby Singer