Occasional Maven

Sauron with Númenórean guards and flames in the background, foreshadowing to s3.

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

Demerzel but there are no licensing issues so every time one of the Cleon clones does something idiotic, she gets to say

Has someone written the story where Sauron doesn’t do all that swords in the dark art nonsense and just sends the Witch King to Hobbiton to file a lawsuit instead?

Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...

in Westeros, you're not allowed to be the eldest son with a facecard they immediately end you

demerzelposting bc its been awhile and i miss mana

In, 'The Sheep Detectives,' the first two things we learn about 'God' are: he is a shepherd who is also a lamb.

Oh cool! Hooray! I was just emotionally devastated by sheep! 🐑