Jupiter’s Megrim

As a smut connoisseuse, this is my offering. It has it all, from unapologetic ooc kinky fūckery to perfect canon compliant passionate fũckery.

Fyi I'm skipping the “tasteful” / non-explicit / single-scene smut stories, because I'm sensing this isn't what OOP is looking for (let me know if you are looking for that, OP, because Ieft out a couple of really great ones).

This is all explicit smut that is explicitly explicit (E; lemons; NC-17):

A) Unapologetic OOC Smut Fest

Chera Zade, The King of Pemberley (🤑/🏛️)

DarcyHand, A Woman Like That (ao3)

Isabelle Woodward, Pride and Prejudice: A Sensual Retelling (🤑/🏛️)

Lori Lipps, Intimately Darcy (story bundle, 🤑/🏛️)

B) Decent Characterisations + Smut that's Smutting

Amy Armstrong, Pride and Prejudice (Clandestine Classics i.e. a mostly word by word smutty retelling of canon) (🤑/🏛️)

Hester Rose, Never Enough Mr Darcy (story bundle, 🤑/🏛️)

Scarlett Rossi, Sexy Mr Darcy collection (story bundle, 🤑/🏛️)

TillySnape, Anticipation (ao3)

C) Great Characterisation & Proper Shags & Period Appropriate Writing

@charminglygrouped, Every Expectation of Pleasure (ao3)

charminglygrouped, Fact & Fantasy series (ao3; WIP)

Corollaire, give a little, get a lot (ao3)

Ellen, A Wanton Woman (Austen Interlude)

@firawren, Ungentlemanly (ao3)

MsMarshall, Disdain and Desire (ao3; WIP)

@taradactyls, Inappropriate Use of a Cravat (ao3)

tree, To Suppose the Truth of It Possible (ao3)

Fandom: Pride and Prejudice Pairing: Elizabeth x Darcy Rating: E

He moved to obey her, haltingly, his head swimming. He came to rest on his heels—feeling the dull bite of his shoes against the skin of his palms—the soft folds of her shawl against the back of his neck, where she had draped it over the billiard table when his back had been turned. It was a relief, despite the indignity of this posture, to take his weight off of his shaking legs. He heard the rustle of her crepe and gauze as she approached him; the honeyed tone of her voice as she spoke. “You really are a remarkably handsome man,” she said, running her thumb from his temple to his jaw in a light caress. “How often have I imagined that lovely face”—and she delivered a sharp slap to his cheek—“just there.”

wholesome, Home-spun Rites, chapter IX

Jane is 22/23 years old in the book, and I think the Bennets could've had married even when Mrs Bennet was 17. She can even been 40!

What if Mr Bennet's comments on how he could just send Mrs Bennet instead of one of his daughters and Mr Bingley would've fallen for her is not a joke or a flattery on his part? What if Mrs Bennet is a MILF?