“Look Around Everybody On ____"

We earnestly and aggressively need to stop letting Christians monopolize conversations around the definition of marriage, you know that thing that cultures all over the world do?

“Marriage is a Christian ceremony.” No. It’s really not. There are cultures all over the world that practice it and there is a political and civil definition outside of that. You’re just boring, insulated, and likely not invited to these things for a reason.

Shocker for a culture defined by taking and forced assimilation, this isn’t about you or your god. At least not in a way that matters. It’s more about allowing biracial families raise their kids or allowing someone see their SO in the hospital.

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

I need you to leave Selene gallio be cause we stan

Dear god