shrimp is bugs

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

Please, untitled document (1) was my father. Call me untitled document (1)(1)

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

this post had femcels telling me to kill myself

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

ai is making people way too comfortable with being incompetent stupid and useless… go learn some skills

WOVEN TAPESTRIES???

WOVEN TAPESTRIES?!?

Maybe I don’t have anxiety. Maybe I’m so scared all the time on account of it all being so scary.

I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.

Not to be a crazy radical or anything, but children deserve to be deeply wanted by their parents.

[ID: tumblr tags. they are: #reblog #i also dont think its enough to want a child. i think you need to want a teenager and an adult too #my mom wanted a baby. when i was too old to pronounce spaghetti wrong and let her put me in church dresses she was done with me #my dad wanted a person. he wanted a baby a child a tween a teen and an adult #my dad wanted to watch a person happen. which was different. /end ID.]

Boosting all of the above signal.

also bush n musk being the surnames of two of the biggest losers in this world is a vicious homophobic attack on its own

R/fridgedetective is the best bc they can look at the contents of ur fridge and immediately figure out your age, weight, gender, city, ethnic background, sexuality, how many people you live with, how many people you’ve ever dated, what your childhood pets name was, and exact coordinates for where you’re standing. but for some reason they get stumped on the most basic shit ever. Every time I’ve ever posted I became a controversial post bc they couldn’t figure out why I owned so many of the same items. Which the answer is, in my opinion pretty obvious it’s just that I buy in bulk on clearance. Redditors straight up all act like aliens put on this earth to try and impersonate humans