Dumb-Dumb M'Gee.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

how far into his term as mayor does zohran get the big top hat and monocle. i kind of thought he’d have them by now

why is it called ocean spray when it’s cranberries. last i checked those do not come from the ocean

they should call it bog spider

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

This is killing me

If there's no scene that flashes between young and old Daniel and Armand having sex I will shoot my TV. There needs to be a scene of Daniel and Armand having sex that flashes between them being old and young and Armand staying the same. It's like everything and nothing has changed. It's like coming home but not knowing if it's the same home you had before. Wondering if this is the home you want. Fuck it needs to happen I'll shoot my fucking TV if it doesn't.

We can always hope for season 4

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be