*: ο½₯οΎβ§ Β stuff my mom has said while on the phone #2.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
β the pepper is hiding.Β i didnβt know that peppers could hide.β
β itβs good that you know these things.β
β itβs missing you dearly, i think.β
β itβs just stupid to try.β
β itβs no problem. no problem.β
β no, i just had an, ahemβ¦ poleβ¦ in the carβ¦β
β i knew youβd ask what it was.β
β you donβt need to have that much wind on.β
β it just takes a little more time.β
β thatβs what the work environment doesnβt accept: that some people need more time.β
β not everyone has that speed. not even the young.β
β youβll get sick quick from stress.β
β what are we doing here?β
β do we need to stress this fucking much?β
β we managed before, too.β
β i can see pretty far.β
β it has big cows. oh, theyβre out eating grass now, i see.β
β you never know with these kids.β
β yeah, iβm a little here and there.β
β then i gotta plan ahead a bit.β
β i usually tend to disappear soon.β
β it tends to happen around here, too, someplace.β
β no, i said odd. that means strange.β
β itβs not that much snow there now.β
β thereβs something weird about that.β
β iβm standing in the road. well, not PHYSICALLY in the road, butβ¦β
β thatβs not any fun.β
β i fucking donβt remember where i bought it.β
β sorry!β [starts laughing]
β what did you say again?β
β mild and soft. yeah, soft and mild.β
β a reindeer-giraffeβ¦ no, a reindeer, a giraffe, and a pink bunny.β
β βmy godβ my ass.β
β thatβs just how it is.β
βΒ my god, i meanβ¦ i thought it was just the chocolate they put weird things in.β
β i got the door in my arm.β
β too bad i didnβt bring a basket.β
β itβs too late now.β
βΒ whatβs done is done.β
β then all thatβs left to do is just stand and wait patiently.β
β i gotta find that famous number.β
β does that sound familiar?β
β iβm just focused on people not getting up in my face.β
β whatβre you doing?β
β itβs so much fun to stand in line.β
β itβs probably very fun to wait, too.β
β itβs not my fault.β
β now iβm walking past the giraffes again.β
β canβt you just fly out? no, donβt fly out.β
β that door was hot.β
β donβt fly in front of me and irritate meβ¦ or distract me, or something.β
β iβm not stopping for fun.β