*: ๏ฝฅ๏พโง ย stuff my mom has said while on the phone #2.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
โ the pepper is hiding.ย i didnโt know that peppers could hide.โ
โ itโs good that you know these things.โ
โ itโs missing you dearly, i think.โ
โ itโs just stupid to try.โ
โ itโs no problem. no problem.โ
โ no, i just had an, ahemโฆ poleโฆ in the carโฆโ
โ i knew youโd ask what it was.โ
โ you donโt need to have that much wind on.โ
โ it just takes a little more time.โ
โ thatโs what the work environment doesnโt accept: that some people need more time.โ
โ not everyone has that speed. not even the young.โ
โ youโll get sick quick from stress.โ
โ what are we doing here?โ
โ do we need to stress this fucking much?โ
โ we managed before, too.โ
โ i can see pretty far.โ
โ it has big cows. oh, theyโre out eating grass now, i see.โ
โ you never know with these kids.โ
โ yeah, iโm a little here and there.โ
โ then i gotta plan ahead a bit.โ
โ i usually tend to disappear soon.โ
โ it tends to happen around here, too, someplace.โ
โ no, i said odd. that means strange.โ
โ itโs not that much snow there now.โ
โ thereโs something weird about that.โ
โ iโm standing in the road. well, not PHYSICALLY in the road, butโฆโ
โ thatโs not any fun.โ
โ i fucking donโt remember where i bought it.โ
โ sorry!โ [starts laughing]
โ what did you say again?โ
โ mild and soft. yeah, soft and mild.โ
โ a reindeer-giraffeโฆ no, a reindeer, a giraffe, and a pink bunny.โ
โ โmy godโ my ass.โ
โ thatโs just how it is.โ
โย my god, i meanโฆ i thought it was just the chocolate they put weird things in.โ
โ i got the door in my arm.โ
โ too bad i didnโt bring a basket.โ
โ itโs too late now.โ
โย whatโs done is done.โ
โ then all thatโs left to do is just stand and wait patiently.โ
โ i gotta find that famous number.โ
โ does that sound familiar?โ
โ iโm just focused on people not getting up in my face.โ
โ whatโre you doing?โ
โ itโs so much fun to stand in line.โ
โ itโs probably very fun to wait, too.โ
โ itโs not my fault.โ
โ now iโm walking past the giraffes again.โ
โ canโt you just fly out? no, donโt fly out.โ
โ that door was hot.โ
โ donโt fly in front of me and irritate meโฆ or distract me, or something.โ
โ iโm not stopping for fun.โ