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my two favorite jealous old men are at it again...

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Really glad you're with us, Dr. King.
two parallel lines | the bear textposts 6/?
Hayden, finding out Shaneβs gay: hey man, thanks for telling me, Iβm so honored to have your trust
Hayden, finding out Shane has a boyfriend: dude, so happy for you, congrats!
Hayden, finding out itβs Rozanov: like, I donβt get it. At all. But you seem happy, so, okay?
Hayden, finding out Rozanovβs been to the cottage: I mean β¦ would kinda like an invite too? But, you know, when youβre ready
Hayden, finding out Shane eats burgers and hot dogs and pasta and non-macrobiotic food when he hangs with Rozanov: this is a betrayal of the worst kind, how could you do this to me after all these years, what the fuck, I thought I knew you man
Can I just say I absolutely loved the bit where they showed Benedict playing with his brothers, throwing shaving cream around, and then immediately cut to the scene where Sophie was walking past that room when her friend was cleaning up the mess the boys made. Class difference masterfully shown without a single word being used. Lovely stuff.

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what shane says: im gay
what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u
what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.
what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what
the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert
some of u guys are literally porn addicts! iβm sorry but someone had to say it. itβs practically impossible to find fics that arenβt smut, no matter which tag ur looking in, and itβs so fucking annoying. i donβt mean this in a conservative way, but itβs not normal to have every single fic inside a tag be smut. unless ofc itβs in the smut tag itself.
edit: some of u guys are missing my point, I READ SMUT !!!! i donβt mean that no one should write smut ever, but itβs getting to a very concerning point where EVERYTHING is smut, and some people donβt read anything that doesnβt have it. and itβs not just fics, just look at comments of any video that recommends a book, βis there spice?β βif there isnβt spice i donβt want it.β like WHAT??? and itβs also specially annoying when iβm looking for something to read inside the fluff/angst tag and all i find is smut smut smut
I love this fucking movie, man
Krypto with Mister Terrific and Superman in Milk Bone ad

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excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most notorious heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers
(Superman Spoilers)
Lois Lane ragebaits Superman during an interview, pours half a container of sugar into about 4 ounces of coffee and dictates an article taking down lex luthor while driving a hovercraft. They nailed her. We are so back.
James Gunnβs thesis statement for his Superman is simple and effective: "Be good. Do good. Be human despite the bad things. That is the most punk rock thing in a world so stoic and cynical."
And thatβs how it should be. Thatβs beautiful, the new Superman movie is beautiful.
god this movie was so amazing
#krypto stole the whole show

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES Captain America: The Winter Soldier THUNDERBOLTS*
ROBERT 'BOB' REYNOLDS THUNDERBOLTS (2025)
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