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well personally i just keep a harmless swarm of tadpoles in mine

Good. none of my business

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .

It’s not our business

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

The immortals are getting bold.

One of those is… Weird Al…

Weird Al has barely aged since the 90s, why is anyone surprised he’s immortal

me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter