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Girlfriend explaining extensive lore of the sports yaoi she’s reading about seemingly like gay ultimate frisbee racquetball players who are in West Virginia but also somehow inexplicably in the yakuza (in West Virginia) and I thought she had to be fucking with me but apparently thousands of you on here are eating this up. devastating

📍Getting kidnapped by the japanese Appalachian yakuza and waterboarded homoerotically in a basement while the team captain tattoos my jersey number on my face because the team captain wants me to play ultimate frisbee with him. In fuckingggggggggg Charleston West Virginia

‘tamagotchi’ is actually a pun, comprised of the Japanese words ‘tamago’ (egg) and ‘tomodachi’ (friend). Unfortunately, the closest English equivalent of this pun would be ‘Friegg’.

I have never heard a woman narrate a movie trailer.

people who can graciously hide that they don’t like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said “he’s not my friend. i fucking hate him.” i lost 5 years of my life

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Shy boy