nothing but wreckage

NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW - muse a is a politician running for presidency of their small country with muse b as their campaign adviser. during a press conference, muse b gets shoved into the spotlight as rumors suggest that the two are dating. muse b, in a moment of brilliancy, decides to run with it and announces their fake engagement. muse a’s numbers are through the roof because of their charming love story, but it’s getting harder and harder to keep on pretending.

SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY - muse a is a larcenist posing as the lost heir to the throne. and the duke/duchess, muse b, seems to be the only one who finds muse a highly suspicious.

ARE YOU SEDUCIBLE? - muse a, the ruler of a country stuck in an impossible amount of debt, faces various threats to their life as leaders of other countries set out for their head. muse b, an angsty guard, is assigned to protect them. it doesn’t help that muse a keeps on trying to get into muse b’s pants while muse b is  busy fighting off assassins.

TREACHEROUS - conspiracy theorist muse a has reason to believe that muse b’s sibling is planning to assassinate muse b to eliminate competition in the upcoming election. muse a is determined to gain their trust, prove the sibling’s treacherous intent, and eventually save muse b’s life.

SUMMER LOVIN’ - muse a and muse b had a summer fling back when they were teenagers. now they find themselves toe-to-toe as they fight for a spot in senate. and both of them are ready to do whatever it takes to get it.

OUR DEAL - muse a and muse b belong to rival gangs. they try their best to keep their relationship a secret, but a war between the gangs breaks loose and things are looking rough.

BAD HABIT - muse a is struggling to make ends meet so they pick up a side job as a cam boy/cam girl. their rival work mate, muse b, finds out and starts blackmailing muse a into doing ridiculous things. seeing how hard muse a works, muse b slowly gains respect for them and after a while, realizes that they’ve got a soft spot for muse a after all.

POPULAR SONG - muse a and muse b band together and kill everyone who crossed them in the past.

THINKING OUT LOUD - muse a works across a dance studio. they’ve harbored a crush on muse b for longer than they could remember. in an attempt to get closer to muse b, muse a joins their dance class. cash prize in mind, muse b decides to enter a dance competition with muse a. slowly, their practices become less about the cash prize and more about spending time with each other.

RUN AWAY WITH ME - muse a gets pulled out of class by muse b for an impromptu adventure around the city. only thing is, muse a barely knows muse b and is skeptical of their intentions (does muse b need a ‘body guard’? a getaway driver? or is skipping school with strangers just muse b’s hobby? go wild with it)

* &. SECRET RELATIONSHIP: muse a isn’t exactly the most popular person around school. didn’t have many friends, stayed out of the limelight, never attended parties but instead stayed home watching netflix alongside their hot box of pizza. but muse b is the star player of the soccer team, everybody’s best friend, and always in the public eye. they were polar opposites. so who would have ever guessed that muse a and muse b were together behind closed doors. their relationship worked well, the two were a great pair. but as the secret relationship lingered on, muse a was starting to want more from muse b. a label on their relationship. (based on the tv show awkward.)

* &. DELINQUENT x OUTCAST: around town, everyone had a label. muse a was known as the outcast. sarcastic, witty, and abrasive. muse a chose their own path. very similar to muse b, the delinquent. intimidating, ill-tempered, and rumors flooding around them like crazy. one day, muse b was bragging about their capabilities of making absolutely anyone swoon. muse b’s friends challenged that statement, betting muse b that they were incapable of getting muse a to fall for them. muse b didn’t hesitate for a second. muse b persistently asked out muse a, although they had been rejected multiple times. while it started as a bet, muse b was slowly developing feelings for muse a. but what happens when muse b wins the bet and muse a discovers how their relationship really started? (based on the movies 10 things i hate about you and she’s all that.)

* &. CHILDHOOD FRIENDS: ever since 7th grade, muse a and muse b had been inseparable. the two knew each other like the back of their hands. they saw each other run through petty middle school crushes, family hardships, and more. they argued, they laughed, they did absolutely anything and everything together. however, they were always just friends. freshman year of high school muse a had confessed the crush they developed on muse b. that confession changed their entire relationship. the summer into their sophomore year, muse b stopped talking to muse a. their friendship ended within a blink of an eye. they didn’t talk for years. until senior year, muse a got into a relationship. muse a’s significant other took them to a party where muse a would be introduced to a “very important person,” the best friend. muse a was nervous, hoping and praying for the approval. when they arrived, muse a was shocked to see that the infamous best friend was muse b. (based on shit that went down this one time.)

A.R

“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”

“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”

“I don’t think it’s love…”

“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”

“I don’t even like chocolate.”

“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”

“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”

“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”

“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”

“I’ve never had a Valentine.”

“Will you be my Valentine?”

“Do you have a Valentine yet?”

“No one ever serenades me any more.”

“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”

“Any secret admirers?”

“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”

“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”

“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”

“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?

“We’re never getting back together.”

“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”

“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”

“We’re not together any more.”

“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”

“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”

“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”

“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”

“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”

“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”

“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”

“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”

“I am not wearing that.”

“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”

“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”

“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”

“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”

“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”

“Who did you get all these roses for?”

“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”

“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”

“Valentines? Pft!”

“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”

“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”

“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”

“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”