Call me Oatie uwu

Arthurs date with mary went well

Summary: see above Pairing: see above Word count: a few idk Warnings: Death, horse dr*gs mention, nsfw  Notes: idk just read it like they just fuck and stuff and its really hot and sexy so be warned and when ur done reading give me a good review on yelp or I will be so fucking mad at u u have no idea enjoy once upon a day Arthur was washing his feet in prepration for aLbert Masons weekly visit to take pics for the newspaper and then SUDDENLy he was all like “ohoohoo I wanna go to the store with my boyfriend Dutch, fuck foot pic friday” and he got up and KICKED the hot water bucket over and it landed on Strauss Arthur didnt give a shit that strauss was now all hot and wet with his nipples showing through his shirt and he waddled over to his tent which he shared with Dutch but by the time he got there his prised trotters were all muddy again ohfukohno however will he be new austins next top foot model ohwell anyway “dutch my hot sexy boyf do u want to come with me to purchase some canned goods?” Arthur whispered seductively into a supporting pole of their tent, giving it a soft kiss upon finishing his sentence.  DUtchs head fucking snapped around to look at Arhttur and he was all like  “oH gOd Id fucking LOVE to come purchase canned goods with u my dear sexy boyf orthruur” and suddenly he had the phattest errection bURSTING AT THE SEAMS OF HIS PANTS OHHGOD IT WAS FUCKING HUGE LET ME TELL U AND D R I P P I N G WITH LOVE

Real self & fantasy self! Let's go!

obviously evil me is better at eyeliner😔

me and my star wars oc :0 (that counts, right?)

Me & Fantasy Kitty <333

Tagging @ttuesday, @simpingpapaya, @sothisoutlawwalksintoabar, @coldmorte, @oatcakebabie and @woman-with-no-name no pressure!!

real oat vs apocalypse oat lmao I forgot to change the pupils back to circles on the real one so just pretend ok fuck u

Omg

they fuck off one day to go plant a vegetable garden together and end up getting attacked by wasps. Dutch is very allergic to wasps and their stings make him have extremely vivid hallucinations

(I was gonna write what hallucinations but I think its more fun to leave them up to u but he essentially thinks hes on another planet or smth)

this is not the only issue

Dutchs red vest seems to have angered a bull in the field where theyre planting vegetables. Arthur must now defend a delirious Dutch from wasps and a charging bull, while also being stung himself.

but theres another issue

What is that issue I hear u ask? I’ll tell u

Pinkertons and bounty hunters are seen coming down the road towards them.

Depending on if they get out of this situation (up to u) Dutch makes a miraculous recovery and they have sexy fuck time. Dutch tops as a thank u to Arthur.

thank u hav fun💕

Fuck you. This prompt is too long and unrealistic. Have this instead:

"Arthur, ride with me!" Dutch bellowed from across the camp.

"What, now? I was just about to peel these eggs".

"Damn the eggs and damn your eyes, my friend. I am in need of your expert thumbs".

Arthur sighed a deep, shuddering sigh. His entire spine drooping like a dandelion under the weight of a hefty wasp. The sensual motion igniting a little ember of titillation in Dutch's trousers.

"Again, Dutch? I only stuck one in you last night, and I was afraid I weren't ever gonna get it back," Arthur replied, bringing his hand up for a cautious sniff.

The soul-patched man guffawed and slapped his thigh with glee.

"I'm talking about agriculture. I want us make life. Together. Arthur...I want a potato with you."

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