Nintendo and Coffee

TIL, that killed in the shockwave of Blaze’s violent death, Hsu Hao’s corrupt soul descended into the Netherrealm. As his soul began to regain a physical body, Hsu Hao became his true self: a demon of emptiness and desolation. Leading an Oni horde, he defeated Shinnok and his minions. He now sits upon the throne of the Netherrealm.

get that through your skull

Big the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and he fell 18 feet through an announcer table vibes

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

I disagree I think if you think your date is lame you should tell them immediately so they know to leave you standing in line holding two coffees like a dingus, save everyone a lot of time

Or cut out THAT middle man and pay at the counter and leave yourself.

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

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#but you're a creep! you're a weirdo! what the hell are you doing here! you don't belong here!#sheeeeee's running in the waaaaaaalllll

Everything swapped except "your skin makes me cry"

Shall we partake in a bout of random dancing? Like Icarly?

That twink who flew into the sun?

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

I know it's just translators not knowing enough about the finished product but I am choosing to believe this is dedication to the bit.